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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."
-Kurt Vonnegut (via battybatty)

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

Anonymous: See, the fucking thing is, she was POSING IN THE PICTURES. So obviously they weren't taken against her consent. If she didn't want them posted at all, she shouldn't have taken them.

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

Let me stop you RIGHT THERE.
What Jennifer Lawrence does with her body is HER OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
This is a classic example of victim blaming (x) and you, sir, or ma’am or whatever, are wrong.

It’s a simpel question of consent, yes they were taken with it, but the sharing was NOT CONSENTUAL. Consent has not been given, and as in all cases like it, the result is a violation and a crime. 

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

annoyedpenis:

i literally am my url

send me a face

casshoneybee:

send me

(._.) im too shy to talk to you

(*-*) you’re so pretty

(@_@) you’re amazing

(X_X) I hate you / I hope you die

(^-^) you/your blog make me happy

(!_!) you surprise me

(+_+) you are so positive

(-_-) you’re really negative

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